- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Chicken

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Roses are red Im adopted

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