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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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