- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

A woman walks into a bar.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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