An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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