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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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