- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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