A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Dwarf Shortage

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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