A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

how man

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

bite me

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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