why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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