A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What's funnier than 24? 25

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

men's rights activists

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Pickles

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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