- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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