Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Golf.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Jordan is pregant

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Sloths

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Anti Joke

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