How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

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