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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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