- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

One, two, three, four and five

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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