1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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