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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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