Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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hola said the chinese man

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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