- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

knock knock who's there? faith

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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