- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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