- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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