- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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