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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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