- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

knock knock who's there? faith

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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