what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Men's rights

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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