- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What do you call a black man? Rob

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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