A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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