- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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