a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Ross.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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