Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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