- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??