- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops