-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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