Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Anti Joke

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