What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

FOX News: Fair and balanced

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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