- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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