whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Matt is a Duster!

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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