- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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