- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Oh, go away

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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