Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Tilt your screen back .

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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