how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Anti Joke

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