Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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