- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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