- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Albert your flies undone.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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