- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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