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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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