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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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