what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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