- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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