- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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