- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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