So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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how man

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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