So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Liverpool City Football Club

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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