two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Whats worse than suicide? death

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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