- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

women's rights.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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