Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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