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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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