- Anti Joke

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.