- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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