- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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