- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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