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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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