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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

All of these jokes are about white people

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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