- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What rhymes with milk...milf

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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