:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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