- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

A jew enters a mall.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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