Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Refridgerator.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Anti Joke

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