You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

jews

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Anti Joke

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