- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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