- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

9/11

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

what's the difference between a duck?

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??