Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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. . I am a whale

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Anti Joke

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