- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A miserable man committed suicide.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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