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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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