- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

salad days!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

ask me if im a door yes

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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