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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

A miserable man committed suicide.

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