- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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