- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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