- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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