- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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