- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

what's the difference between a duck?

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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