- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Poker? I barely even know her.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

your no better than a cockroach

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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