If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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