What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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