- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

white or wheat? wheat please.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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