Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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