why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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