How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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