- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

your no better than a cockroach

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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