What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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