Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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This is an anti-joke.

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