There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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