- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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