- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Your mom went to college

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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