So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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woman's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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