- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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