Women's Rights

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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