What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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