- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

kennah campion... being nice

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