- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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