- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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