How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

your no better than a cockroach

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Wait! hundred billions!

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Kyle grund parker coffey

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

Anti Joke

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