A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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quantum physics?

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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