Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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