- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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