What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Dead girls can't say no.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Yo mama so fat.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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