- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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