Knock Knock. Doors open

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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