- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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