- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

the economy.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

These Jokes suck.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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