- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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