- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Women's Rights..

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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