- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What is green and slow Grass.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Title IX

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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