- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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