- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Urban ghettos

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

You having friends.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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