What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Anti Joke

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