- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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