Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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This is an anti-joke.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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