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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

- Helen Keller

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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