- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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