- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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