- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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