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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

sky silverstein

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Jebron Lames.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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