- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

women's rights

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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