- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Good job, son.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Amanda Knox walks home free.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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