How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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