- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

The child was fired from his job.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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