- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Andoni was here

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Potassium? K.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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