- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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