- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What is white and black and red all over.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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