- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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