- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Potassium? K.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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