What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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No your aunties a joke

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Anti Joke

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