- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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