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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Knock Knock Who's there

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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