A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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dallen loves penis

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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hello anomonous

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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like if your cool

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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