What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

an american walks out of a strip club.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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