- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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